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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

MANSWERS: The most terrifying "holy crap is that actually a show?" show since the advent of vh1 reality

Ever wondered how to guarantee tapping it from the back? How about how fat you have to be to stop a bullet from killing you? Of course you have! And if not, the fine men at MANSWERS have done it for you!
Armed with statistics taken from college campuses(duh) the angry voice on MANSWERS yells the answers to all the mysteries of the universe ranging from the practical( How to best kick the crap out of somebody or how to get rid of a boner quickly), to the weird (how fast will a kilo of cocaine kill somebody on a plane), to the slightly disturbing (Which animal has the "fullest tank").
The answers range from the simple (ten minutes for the cokehead to croak), the surprising but effective (a cold beer under the erection) to extremely disturbing revelations revealed by people as respected as medical proffesionals and disturbing as people who bang their cars. They exist. It's terrifying.
In short, MANSWERS is the most informative show, if you're into finding out really really creepy things that you may or may not ever considering make use of (a ringtone that increases breast size over ten days).

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