Music Review: Pants on the ground

"Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.
With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground.
Call yourself a cool cat, Lookin like a fool. Walkin downtown with your pants on the ground!
Get it up, hey!"(That's what she said)"Get your pants off the ground! Lookin like a fool, walkin talkin with your pants on the ground. Get it up, hey! Get your pants off the ground! Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground!"
The world owes "general" Larry Platt a debt of gratitude for this wonderful masterpiece. the coolest 63 year old in all of Atlanta may have (combined with the use of nph as a judge-awesome!) saved American Idol, which long ago lost its right to call itself a serious talent show (thank you Taylor Hicks/ Will Hung(whos asian so its doubtful he lives up to his name. Sorry, ladies)). And honestly, how much do ellen degeneris and katy perry really know about music? Soon theyre gonna have Miley Cyrus guest judge (which will throw the show into the vh1 level), after which the only way the show would be able to redeem itself is through the use of Arash as a guest judge(which will increase interest in countries not yet sick of the whole thing). However, "Pants on the ground" may prove to be the most successful single to come out of a talent show since INXS's hit "Pretty Vegas". If he can get that ex-Barney girl dominatrix to perform with him, the old general may have a bright career ahead of him! Now everybody, go buy a belt.