February 15: The new official Worst Day Ever

February 15 sucks. At least February 15, 2010 does. Why? Well in 2010 February 15 happens to be on a Monday. Already the worst day of the week. It also happens to be the day after Valentine's Day, meaning those lucky enough to have/find a significant other on that day, February 15 means a return to the real world (i.e. the one that doesn't put out). For those without a significant other, it means an end to a day where you weren't sickened by watching a couple consist of your friends act all couply, since they finally kept that shit private, if only for a day. And if you are both familiar with the horrors of the unclassiness and a veteran of the Birthright program, this day will forever live in infamy, as the day when the greatest thing in the world became tainted by the worst.
Tool Academy, a show where cuples go to vh1 to solve their couple issues(sidenote: if you think vh1 can solve your problems, the relationship-and your mental states- are beyond repair) got a third season on, where else, vh1. This season, one of the couples is made up of birthright alumni. from israel to vh1- heaven to hell is probably less painful. But weep, ye Roundtablers; if vh1 can corrupt even Birthright, it can corrupt anything. Even the iPad.